This week we (read: a Three D and mOOse tag team) sat down (read: emailed with) the one and only Brooke Marks! If you've been visiting S&F for a while, you'll remember Brooke from various funny videos like "Ten Things You've Never Seen in a Webcam Dance Video" and "Brooke Marks in World of Warcraft" or maybe from one of her many hot galleries. After a long break she has come out with a new funny video, called "Lost in Bioshock". We chat to her about life, nipples, funny videos and also find out what marks Brooke's spot.

On with the questions..


1) How the hell are you Brooke Marks?
I'm super good.

2) A little birdy told us that it was your birthday recently! Happy belated Birthday! How did you spend it?
Why thank you! My mom came into town. We tried to go bowling but damn Leagues hogged all the lanes. Went to a local bar for trivia night instead. I live a pretty thrilling life like that. Also, Pinkberry gave me a free yogurt.

3) Do you like Futurama? You seem like the kind of chick that would like Futurama.
I've had my fair share of Bender benders. Robots are the tits.

4) What does Brooke Marks like to do when she's not shooting hot photos or making funny videos?
This is the kind of question that makes me depressed when I realize my knee-jerk response is "play Candy Crush on my iPad". Other than that, when I'm not watching DVRed episodes of Jeopardy, I'm working on my boogie-board game. Getting pretty good at that.

5) Speaking of funny videos, we've missed them. It was great to see a new one! Why was there such a long pause?
Not too sure. Simple answer is probably a lack of inspiration. I think I needed people to keep comparing me to Jenna Marbles enough times to finally re-light the fire under my buns. Glad to be back though!

6) Your videos have always been a great mix of original, funny and smart. How much work do you put into making them? The Bioshock video looked like a LOT of work!
Thank you! There's a ton of work that goes into making these videos, BioShock was no exception.

7) What's the most takes you've had to do on a green screen before getting it right?
The only problems we have is getting me to say a line correctly. In this BioShock video, we had to include a couple outtakes at the end because I literally could not wrap my mind around saying "dead birds and Jaegermeister". Just because I can write a joke does not mean I can deliver them.    

8) We're kind of jealous of the people who film your videos. We're pretty sure they have seen you naked more than you have. How much fun do you have making the videos?
The people who shoot my videos must be sick of seeing me naked. We have tons of fun, especially towards the end when we're nearly finished and completely delirious.

9) What's your favorite/most memorable comment from all the videos you've done?
I had a fan (I'll leave him unnamed) who made a video response to one of my videos. In the video, he introduced his newborn nephew and dedicated him to me. Almost instantly you see female arms reach into frame and snatch the baby away as if she was saving the child from being cursed. It was pretty amazing.

10) Have you seen any of the "Ten Things You've Never Seen in a Webcam Dance Video" in a webcam dance video since you made that video? I feel like this question doesn't contain the word "video" enough, so video. Video.
Some of those things listed I've unfortunately never witnessed. I see the "electronics into the shower" all the time though. I even do it sometimes... :)

11) Have you ever played the "Victoria's Secret Catalogue Drinking Game" and how was it?
Yes. I blacked out. Can't tell you how it went...wish there was video of that night.

12) You're famous around here for getting as close to naked as you can without actually getting naked. What are some of the challenges when it comes to keeping your boundaries in place?
When we shoot content I get in the habit of covering myself in various ways and then drop my hands or whatever between shots, so when it's time to do live cam shows it's sometimes hard for me to remember that the camera is always rolling. Cam shows are fun and I tend to have tons of what I call "oopsies".

13) Your photos are the reason I have a strong hatred for stars. Do you think you'll ever lose them and go fully naked (for free)?
For free?? Haha. Lord Zeus only knows how my site will evolve in the future. It's certainly not out of the question though. Sky's the limit :)

14) Do you get nekkid for your members at www.BrookeMarks.com?
Except for the occasional aforementioned "oopsies" during cam shows, my site is still classified as non-nude. I do get dangerously close--especially in my Zip Sets. Let's just put it this way: my members are slowly discovering that I do, in fact, have nipples.

15) Speaking of naked, we hear that you prefer to keep your love-nest waxed, is this true and if so, why?
Yes I like to keep a shorn lady zone. I like the aerodynamics of it.

16) Super personal question time, are you taken? If not, will you marry me?
Yeah I'm pretty taken. But sure, I'll marry you. So long as I can move in immediately and you have somewhere to display my extensive collection of Victorian dolls.

17) Have you ever had a three (or more) some? Tell us about it. Please.
Everyone tries a few crazy things when they're in college! Details are classified.

18) What famous woman would you have a wild night with and why? Bonus 'how?' question.
Mila Kunis. Black Swan style.

19) If a Brooke marks a spot in the woods and there's no-one around, does the spot stay marked?
No it does not. The spots are as free as the ocean is wild.

20) You're searching for porn. What search terms can we expect?
Y'know, typical I like to watch some good ol' girl-on-girl. Sometimes guy-girl looks painful. I'm sure a therapist would have a field day with this answer but oh well. Don't over think my porn wrangling!

21) Tell us something random/interesting that we failed to ask you about!
I have a terrible, and very real, addiction involving the consumption of raw meats. Here's video proof:
http://www.break.com/video/ugc/hot-girl-eats-raw-meat-1925585

Plug time:
You can stalk Brooke Marks on Twitter at twitter.com/TheBrookeMarks and subscribe to her YouTube channel here.

You can find a bunch of galleries/videos of here right here on S&F by clicking here and for access to even hotter galleries as well as those cam "oopsies" check out her official site by clicking here.