Actual Food Porn

We've all seen 'food porn' pictures before, a suggestive carrot here, a semi-peeled banana there, but this video takes food porn to a whole new level of disturbing.

Rube Goldberg Machine Made of Sex Toys

Someone went to a lot of trouble to say Happy New Year in this video. They certainly win in the 'Most Creative Use of a Dildo' category.

Sexy Pattycake is a Sexy Mermaid

Judging by the trident, she's a pretty important mermaid. She's definitely a hot one, especially without the scales.

Sexy Pattycake

Sexy Pattycake is a Home Wrecker

Well she probably means a different kind of home wrecker with those tools but then again she is dressed like that. We're happy to help her fix whatever she's working on.

Sexy Pattycake in Hogwarts' Cosplay

She's got a wand, the right glasses and a uniform although there's more cleavage than we remember in the movies. She wouldn't need any magic to cast a spell on us.

Shower Fun with Sexy Pattycake

Sexy Pattycake wore her flimsy dress in the shower and it looks good wet. Her ass looks amazing in the first photo, especially.

Sexy Pattycake Getting Messy

We're not sure what she's pouring on her tits but from her name we're betting it's some kind of cake batter. Strange color for a cake but it suits her.

Sexy Pattycake Shows us Her Big Ass

Some New Year's photos of Sexy Pattycake with glittery nipple stickers and a thong. Her shiny elf dress is nice.

Midori's S&F Strip at Moose Bar

As you may or may not know, I go by the handle 'mOOse' on this site and our forums. So imagine my delight when I saw this set of Midori in my inbox. She truly is sexy and funny.