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• 2009-08-13 09:02:58  by show of hands, how many of you would fail to satisfy me?
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• 2009-08-12 00:30:41  of course it's bad acting, it's corey feldman. other than stand by me, goonies, and the lost boys, i dont think i like any of his other movies.
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• 2009-07-23 21:46:08  id take the pretty face, comforting breasts and more appealing bottom half than the giant head of an ugly lifeless fish. if she can talk, cool. great. even better. if she can't, we'd just make out and id be happy for the rest of my life, on an island, with a pretty mermaid. most think just sex with selecting the fish top half, but blowjobs are no consilation prize.
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• 2009-07-22 20:14:15  i was doing so well until the end. she really did win. i tried to keep looking up but i couldnt. she was so cute.
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• 2009-07-15 20:28:35  most dentist offices have a television or radio on or something. i could tell right away that my new dentist was advanced with preoccupying patients.
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• 2009-05-06 23:07:02  hahaha that's fucking priceless. i wanna go there now
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• 2008-12-01 21:51:23  I TOLD you not to swallow, i don't eat that much pineapple.
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• 2008-11-28 22:26:24  the pie is the money shot
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• 2008-10-28 07:19:09  the lats photo in this gallery... omg so fucking funny. i hope that guy REALLY did try to sca na mirror. fucking idiot
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• 2008-10-28 06:36:46  dear mOOse was the email to in the ... third or fourth picture to you? that guy sounds like a douche. what an ass hole "were important cuz google made us that way"
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• 2008-10-24 11:05:48  wait.... if i'm taking a pictures of these girls....then who's taking a picture of me..... AGGGGGGHHHHHAS0OFIUH0AFH0AWFH0UWF0U9ADSW0FCAJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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• 2008-10-17 21:42:35  two balls, one shot? better than two girls one cup hahahaha that guy falls to the ground like he got hit with a fully automatic. hahahaha thats hilarious
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• 2008-07-25 22:33:59  thank you god! i mean mOOse
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• 2008-07-12 08:47:26  cute dog
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• 2008-06-24 21:57:56  that...... was sexy as hell.
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