Best. Voicemail. Ever!


Description: Pro tip: if you ever find yourself in the situation where you cheated on your girlfriend with her own sister, don't do this. Chances are it won't go over too well.

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Views: 39516 Date: April 28, 2011 Favorited: 8 favorites

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hooray!!
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I'll remember that one: How come you don't got bigass titties?
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sknight88 said:
Easy fix, she should just fuck his brother, then tell him about his brothers big dick and why yours so small yo?


Of course there is always the option of the GF fucking HIS sister, it all depends on which he has really.

If his sister has big tits, the GF can say that he never did HIS sister so why did he do hers?
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Easy fix, she should just fuck his brother, then tell him about his brothers big dick and why yours so small yo?
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Yeah, why that girl gotta be postin' his voicemail and shit yo? It ain't his fault she don't got no big ass titties like her sister. She should get herself some big ass titties of her own, so then she can be flashin' them shits all up on his face.

But yo, he gon' be bringin champagne so it's gonna be all good.
K-Man replied:
That was you that left that voicemail, wasn't it?
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I'm using that from now on... "I'm sorry I didn't take out the trash. Her boobs where just too big." or "Officer the accident wasn't my fault, Her big tits where all up in my face." Its pretty much the universal cop out.
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Relationship FAIL
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THIS GUY JUST DON'T HAVE IT. HE TALKS TOO MUCH TO SEEM TO HAVE ANY EDUCATION AND TO PRESENT HIMSELF TO A WOMAN. JUST FOR HIM, HE SHOULD KNOW THAT SMALL TITS ARE A LOT BETTER THAN BIIIG ONES.THW WOMAN WITH SMALL TITS ARE MUCH MORE RESPONSIVE, GENERALLY THAN BIG TIT WOMEN. EACH TO THEIR OWN I GUESS, BUT DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT A WOMAN TO ANOTHER WOMAN, THAT IS TABOO.