In Russia,
Trailer park is very danger place for mans after dark when vomens on heat for getting good cocking times.
Danny Dix
[quote name=Danny Dix time=2011-11-18 07:36:20]In Russia,
Trailer park is very danger place for mans after dark when vomens on heat for getting good cocking times.[/quote]
Britney finally remembered to wear her panties, but can't help thinking she forgot something else... Well nothing like climbing trashcans and jumping fences to jog her trailer park memory!
Freelyx
[quote name=Freelyx time=2008-09-30 21:20:04]Britney finally remembered to wear her panties, but can't help thinking she forgot something else... Well nothing like climbing trashcans and jumping fences to jog her trailer park memory![/quote]
Drawing inspiration from the episode where Fonz jumped the Shark, Alberta decided that the fence was no match for the embarrassment of leaving her bra in the back of Henry Winkler's house..
Coop624
[quote name=Coop624 time=2008-09-26 08:17:09]Drawing inspiration from the episode where Fonz jumped the Shark, Alberta decided that the fence was no match for the embarrassment of leaving her bra in the back of Henry Winkler's house..[/quote]
Not only did Topless Jenny's new KEDS thong enable her to jump higher and run faster,it also helped her invent the first scratch and sniff fence.
effie
[quote name=effie time=2008-09-25 22:52:52]Not only did Topless Jenny's new KEDS thong enable her to jump higher and run faster,it also helped her invent the first scratch and sniff fence.[/quote]
YARRR!!!! family guy quotes shivers me timbers... YARRRR!!!
rokstar0331
[quote name=rokstar0331 time=2008-09-25 22:17:28]Awe, DAMMIT! It's ok, it's ok--she's tagged. We'll find her later.[reply name=capn jack time=2008-11-08 03:18:07]YARRR!!!! family guy quotes shivers me timbers... YARRRR!!![/reply][/quote]
Crikey! Look....Over there, the female of the species has caught the scent of a male. Observe as no barrier can contain her from her objective, she'll leap over any boundary in her natural environment to get at him. And by wearing nothing but panties, she's showing the male that she means business.
Cenobird
[quote name=Cenobird time=2008-09-25 16:04:25]Crikey! Look....Over there, the female of the species has caught the scent of a male. Observe as no barrier can contain her from her objective, she'll leap over any boundary in her natural environment to get at him. And by wearing nothing but panties, she's showing the male that she means business.[/quote]
How the wetbacks get wet......and welcome to America!
capn jack replied:
YARR!!! Racism be hilarious... not really, YARR!!
Big Mike
[quote name=Big Mike time=2008-09-25 13:08:08]How the wetbacks get wet......and welcome to America![reply name=capn jack time=2008-11-08 03:19:26]YARR!!! Racism be hilarious... not really, YARR!![/reply][/quote]
Dear Mommy, I wanna marry that man you hate so much so I am running away from home and not taking anything you ever gave me. Well, except a tiny thong I got in wet tshirt contest,
Your daughter
rikki18
[quote name=rikki18 time=2008-09-25 11:31:23]Dear Mommy, I wanna marry that man you hate so much so I am running away from home and not taking anything you ever gave me. Well, except a tiny thong I got in wet tshirt contest,
Your daughter[/quote]
Shirt: $5
Pants: $25
Bra: $30
Realising that you left them on the other side of a locked fence when your friends have a camera: PRICELESS!!
Shadwa
[quote name=Shadwa time=2008-09-25 11:17:13]Shirt: $5
Pants: $25
Bra: $30
Realising that you left them on the other side of a locked fence when your friends have a camera: PRICELESS!![/quote]
FOR 19.99 You can buy the NEW, BRITTANY SPEARS WORKOUT VIDEO!!! Learn to have kids and neglect them, and hop over fences after your pills run out... act now supplies are limited!!!
Jetsyankee28
[quote name=Jetsyankee28 time=2008-09-25 08:01:54]FOR 19.99 You can buy the NEW, BRITTANY SPEARS WORKOUT VIDEO!!! Learn to have kids and neglect them, and hop over fences after your pills run out... act now supplies are limited!!![/quote]
Terminator 4 malfunctions as she attempts to walk through fence and has to climb over instead....
Big Mike
[quote name=Big Mike time=2008-09-25 03:04:57]Terminator 4 malfunctions as she attempts to walk through fence and has to climb over instead....[/quote]
what happened last night....i remember wanting to go for a swim....and when i woke up....my left beef curtain was missing
seriouswhite
[quote name=seriouswhite time=2008-09-25 02:48:16]what happened last night....i remember wanting to go for a swim....and when i woke up....my left beef curtain was missing[/quote]
[quote name=norules24 time=2008-09-25 02:46:51]Clothes: They just get in the way when trying to do parkour.[reply name=norules24 time=2008-09-25 01:52:44]i made some motivators for it cause i could :D.
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x117/norules23/motivatorccopy.jpg
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x117/norules23/motivatorcdcopy.jpg[/reply][reply name=mOOse time=2008-09-25 06:20:48]very cool :)[/reply][/quote]
wife to husband: "STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AND TAKING PICTURES....IM FUCKING SERIOUS....MY CLIT RING IS FUCKING CAUGHT ON THIS FUCKING FENCE....FUCKING HELP ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!"
mOOse replied:
you sir win!
seriouswhite replied:
id like to thank all my fans for giving me the support i need....id like to thank my mom and dad for raiaing me in a trailer park that subjected me to much more disturbing mental pictures that could ever be produced by a picture/caption contest....and last but not least id like to thank my wife for gaining 25 pounds for every time she lost a tooth and learning all those wonderful swear words i have gron so accustomed to....you have all made me the person i am today
seriouswhite
[quote name=seriouswhite time=2008-09-25 01:07:02]wife to husband: "STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AND TAKING PICTURES....IM FUCKING SERIOUS....MY CLIT RING IS FUCKING CAUGHT ON THIS FUCKING FENCE....FUCKING HELP ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!"[reply name=mOOse time=2008-09-28 04:56:23]you sir win![/reply][reply name=seriouswhite time=2008-10-02 03:18:32]id like to thank all my fans for giving me the support i need....id like to thank my mom and dad for raiaing me in a trailer park that subjected me to much more disturbing mental pictures that could ever be produced by a picture/caption contest....and last but not least id like to thank my wife for gaining 25 pounds for every time she lost a tooth and learning all those wonderful swear words i have gron so accustomed to....you have all made me the person i am today[/reply][/quote]
aaaaaaahahaha the funny thing is no one can read the sign that says "WARNING GAURD PIRHANA ON DUTY"
seriouswhite
[quote name=seriouswhite time=2008-09-25 00:56:45]aaaaaaahahaha the funny thing is no one can read the sign that says "WARNING GAURD PIRHANA ON DUTY"[/quote]
The caption is posted on the news paper 1 day after the incident:
The victim seemed to be a transsexual "man" who drowned in an attempt of diving from the rooftop. He/She then get arrested for being stupid the day after the funeral.
darkspy123
[quote name=darkspy123 time=2008-09-24 23:44:25]The caption is posted on the news paper 1 day after the incident:
The victim seemed to be a transsexual "man" who drowned in an attempt of diving from the rooftop. He/She then get arrested for being stupid the day after the funeral.[/quote]
Dammit! Ellen DeGeneres wasn't supposed to be home for another two hours...if she catches me shagging her wife I'm toast....
JakesForLuck
[quote name=JakesForLuck time=2008-09-24 23:38:42]Dammit! Ellen DeGeneres wasn't supposed to be home for another two hours...if she catches me shagging her wife I'm toast....[/quote]
final test for entry into the Gamma Phi Beta Sorority: scale a fence in a single, double, tr......scale a fence in whatever bound you can!!!
dakid211
[quote name=dakid211 time=2008-09-24 23:23:22]final test for entry into the Gamma Phi Beta Sorority: scale a fence in a single, double, tr......scale a fence in whatever bound you can!!![/quote]
dam it forgot my kid (again) against the rules so i need to get him back .... now this may be a good way to get in and out..... dam it ripped my clothes of ahw well need to get my kid back so mommy power !!
klopklop25
[quote name=klopklop25 time=2008-09-24 22:48:47]dam it forgot my kid (again) against the rules so i need to get him back .... now this may be a good way to get in and out..... dam it ripped my clothes of ahw well need to get my kid back so mommy power !![/quote]
"Oh cummon guys, I know you like seeing my ass, but do you really have to keep throwing my top in this gutter ?"
KaneRAT
[quote name=KaneRAT time=2008-09-24 22:45:35]"Oh cummon guys, I know you like seeing my ass, but do you really have to keep throwing my top in this gutter ?"[/quote]
Hard duty of being a super hero : hiding identity doesn't brings money, nor for bath, nor for cloth...
tr4cid
[quote name=tr4cid time=2008-09-24 18:26:55]Hard duty of being a super hero : hiding identity doesn't brings money, nor for bath, nor for cloth...[/quote]
Even though John knew the gate was unlocked, as the padlock is hanging on the fence to the left of the gate, he just loved watching her climb the fence!
bearhunter
[quote name=bearhunter time=2008-09-24 17:33:23]Even though John knew the gate was unlocked, as the padlock is hanging on the fence to the left of the gate, he just loved watching her climb the fence![/quote]
Local politicians started to question whether security at the nearby women's prison was up to scratch!
Iglooeaters
[quote name=Iglooeaters time=2008-09-24 17:24:55]Local politicians started to question whether security at the nearby women's prison was up to scratch![/quote]
Watch Jeny find new ways to get naked in public, trick lucky guys in her hidden-camera videos and get lots of personal interaction and frequent replies from the always sweet Jeny!
Trailer park is very danger place for mans after dark when vomens on heat for getting good cocking times.
Gates only used by trailer trashery.
Putting T&A into B&E since 1962.
Your daughter
Pants: $25
Bra: $30
Realising that you left them on the other side of a locked fence when your friends have a camera: PRICELESS!!
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x117/norules23/motivatorccopy.jpg
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x117/norules23/motivatorcdcopy.jpg[/reply]
Now put down the damn camera and fence fuck me!!!
The victim seemed to be a transsexual "man" who drowned in an attempt of diving from the rooftop. He/She then get arrested for being stupid the day after the funeral.
ASS ACCEPTED
'fuck it... FENCE!'
...
clearly the better option
Just lose the Bush already.
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