Caption Contest 9

Description: This half naked girl must really really be itching for a swim and it's gonna take more than a fence to stop her. Winner gets premium.

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In Russia,
Trailer park is very danger place for mans after dark when vomens on heat for getting good cocking times.
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In Russia.....

Gates only used by trailer trashery.
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oops forgot my top back in there
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Britney finally remembered to wear her panties, but can't help thinking she forgot something else... Well nothing like climbing trashcans and jumping fences to jog her trailer park memory!
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and the winner is seriouswhite with +13!
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Drunk topless women:

Putting T&A into B&E since 1962.
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Drawing inspiration from the episode where Fonz jumped the Shark, Alberta decided that the fence was no match for the embarrassment of leaving her bra in the back of Henry Winkler's house..
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A door and a gate, and she chose the fence.
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No glass?! Outrageous...
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That got rid of the itch.Must go to the doctor tomorrow........
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who said....White woman can't jump....
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No way in hell are you putting that up my ass!
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It's the perfect camoflauge, they'll never see us!
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Not only did Topless Jenny's new KEDS thong enable her to jump higher and run faster,it also helped her invent the first scratch and sniff fence.
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Awe, DAMMIT! It's ok, it's ok--she's tagged. We'll find her later.
capn jack replied:
YARRR!!!! family guy quotes shivers me timbers... YARRRR!!!
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Come back, I only cum twice.
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"It doesn't matter if I'm half naked, it says those children must be accompanyed by an adult!"
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"Where's my tampax?"
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Duh....I left my keys in my other g-string.
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Spiderman's secret identity came as a shock to all.
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Crikey! Look....Over there, the female of the species has caught the scent of a male. Observe as no barrier can contain her from her objective, she'll leap over any boundary in her natural environment to get at him. And by wearing nothing but panties, she's showing the male that she means business.
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No matter how high I build the fence, I just can't keep them out.
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one shot of tequila and the naked ninja was born.
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try the door? c'mon! you said it was locked!!!
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give me my money bitch
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How the wetbacks get wet......and welcome to America!
capn jack replied:
YARR!!! Racism be hilarious... not really, YARR!!
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camera guy; i wonder if shes gonna get mad when she realizes the gates unlocked?
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Dear Mommy, I wanna marry that man you hate so much so I am running away from home and not taking anything you ever gave me. Well, except a tiny thong I got in wet tshirt contest,

Your daughter
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Shirt: $5
Pants: $25
Bra: $30
Realising that you left them on the other side of a locked fence when your friends have a camera: PRICELESS!!
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BEES! BEES! FOR GODSAKE GET THEM OFF ME!!
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FOR 19.99 You can buy the NEW, BRITTANY SPEARS WORKOUT VIDEO!!! Learn to have kids and neglect them, and hop over fences after your pills run out... act now supplies are limited!!!
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oh.... no glass in the pool area.....i thought it said no class
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There is no way this no pets policy is going to stop me from bringing in my pussy!
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New to the 2012 summer games: Nude dumpster diving.
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so thats what happens when you use the triple double doggie dare.
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Being naked makes you do crazy things....like overlook gates.
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My master is calling ......
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QUICK!!!! Get the dart gun she is getting away!!!!!
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At this angle, does this make my ass look big?
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whoooa naked freerunning
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I must return the crabs to the water......
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I wanna be a Mexican too!
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And, in a new twist on Watergate...
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"..and on the next episode of CHEATERS..."
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Annother fine example of why a border fence is a complete failure
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So much for lycra.... i finally got the panties i wanted !!!
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Damnit, children under fourteen need an adult. Looks like i'll have to hop it.
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Here is my assets for you President Bush i'll help wall street
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Oh, god! My nipples are dry!
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Terminator 4 malfunctions as she attempts to walk through fence and has to climb over instead....
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what happened last night....i remember wanting to go for a swim....and when i woke up....my left beef curtain was missing
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Clothes: They just get in the way when trying to do parkour.
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ACE is the place for your helpful hardware...
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i know i left my bra somewhere....
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Playboy channel does a Parody of "It takes a Thief" TV show.
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OK honey, I'm in position number 1126.
Now put down the damn camera and fence fuck me!!!
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wife to husband: "STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AND TAKING PICTURES....IM FUCKING SERIOUS....MY CLIT RING IS FUCKING CAUGHT ON THIS FUCKING FENCE....FUCKING HELP ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!"
mOOse replied:
you sir win!
seriouswhite replied:
id like to thank all my fans for giving me the support i need....id like to thank my mom and dad for raiaing me in a trailer park that subjected me to much more disturbing mental pictures that could ever be produced by a picture/caption contest....and last but not least id like to thank my wife for gaining 25 pounds for every time she lost a tooth and learning all those wonderful swear words i have gron so accustomed to....you have all made me the person i am today
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aaaaaaahahaha the funny thing is no one can read the sign that says "WARNING GAURD PIRHANA ON DUTY"
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judging by the shit on the wall....this would have to be a good ol fashioned shart and run
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They told Missy she would have to sleep on the wet spot, so she went and found one.
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Woowee! Furniture for the trailer!
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who the f*** put my shoe on this roof
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The caption is posted on the news paper 1 day after the incident:

The victim seemed to be a transsexual "man" who drowned in an attempt of diving from the rooftop. He/She then get arrested for being stupid the day after the funeral.
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Dammit! Ellen DeGeneres wasn't supposed to be home for another two hours...if she catches me shagging her wife I'm toast....
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Anybody can shoot a moose, let me see Sarah Palin do this, V.P. elect my ass!!!
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final test for entry into the Gamma Phi Beta Sorority: scale a fence in a single, double, tr......scale a fence in whatever bound you can!!!
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"Come on, Sarah! Let the liberal go. That bikini top isn't going to fit him anyway..."
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damn it officer i promise,......he said he was 18!!!
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Here's Emma Jean, poor girl never did quite learn how to pole dance.
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A classic misunderstanding. Her boyfriend wanted to see "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof"
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And you thought only shirtless Guys tried to get away on "Cops"
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dam it forgot my kid (again) against the rules so i need to get him back .... now this may be a good way to get in and out..... dam it ripped my clothes of ahw well need to get my kid back so mommy power !!
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is this what happens at hotel pools at night?
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How a true blond reacts to you telling her she is Hot.....
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"Oh cummon guys, I know you like seeing my ass, but do you really have to keep throwing my top in this gutter ?"
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The topless G-string ninja strikes again!
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When you said you wanted to sit on my pole, i didn't realise this is what you had in mind...
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I told you to leave that beehive alone...
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Next time I ask for my dress, get up your ass, you lazy @#$%?@!!!
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Shit! My g-String is stuck...
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You've heard of skinny dipping. This is skinny-fence skipping.
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Door?... What door?
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NO GLASS
ASS ACCEPTED
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How girls react after sobering up and realizing they have slept with me.
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That's the last time I play bitch in the wash room! Jail Break!
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but mom I don't want to leave
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Try as she might, Jane could not escape the smell of fish coming from the trash can!
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"What happens when your clothes get put on the roof."
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ooo my fav event catching the half naked deaf girl
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"Spider-Slut.. Spider-Slut.. Does whatever a Spider-Slut can..."
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Glass may not be permitted, but ass is more than acceptable. No need to sneak it in young miss.
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I hope the men chasing me can't swim.
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because julie had a glass eye she couldnt get past the 'no glass' gate
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'gate... fence... gate... fence... gate?'

'fuck it... FENCE!'

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clearly the better option
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Damn that was one hell of a wave pool!
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Damn i forgot my dildo!!
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When they had asked Alexis to do a pole dance, she had no idea that THIS was the pole....
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Jessica just had to know if swimming by moonlight would lead to the secret garden.
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SNAGGED
Just lose the Bush already.
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Hard duty of being a super hero : hiding identity doesn't brings money, nor for bath, nor for cloth...
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she left her "under 14" child unaccompanied at the pool and takes her signs very seriously.
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as the fog cleared she headed for th last place she remembered wearing her dress
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Nothing ruins a good pool party like some asshole dropping a Baby Ruth in the water!
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Even though John knew the gate was unlocked, as the padlock is hanging on the fence to the left of the gate, he just loved watching her climb the fence!
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Local politicians started to question whether security at the nearby women's prison was up to scratch!
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...The night Catwoman discovered Rum 'n' Coke...