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Caption Contest 22

blonde, boobs, pumpkin, computer

Description: The what has become an 'almost monthly' caption contest is back again with another doozy. Hate to be boring, but the prize again is a premium account on the forums. Have at it!

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Views: 41094 Date: 03/02/11 Favorited: 0 -
Tags: blonde, boobs, pumpkin, computer

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and the winner is pedromck with +9. thanks for playing everyone!
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"Why would they cancel my Gourd account?!"
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She is just worried because the 3rd wish her farie god mother granted where the 2 melons on her chest.
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Even with this hot little outfit you mean I didn't win the contest?
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Suddenly she realized there is no such thing as a U-pick computer patch.
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This new Ipumkin 2 is AWESOME!!!
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What a Monster Carrot!!!
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What?! I to use a joystick?
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Um, duh! Winning!
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"OMG! I can totes get Twitter on this thing!"
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Jenny has just learned about Rule 34. You DO NOT want to know how.
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"Who changed my f***ing screensaver?!?"
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OMG! The boss swore to me this thing didn't have a web cam!
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Cinderella's PA finds the video of the Prince and the ugly stepsister that Cindy was using to blackmail the Prince!
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Okay, Mr Morris. Shoot!
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...'OMG! 2 for 1 on pumpkins!
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That isn't the gourd I ordered
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She purchased the newest computer on the market...

The iMacrosoft with 4Gourd Network
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...because apples suck
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A peta worker's first foray into youtube.
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OMG! TWO girls !!! sharing ONE cup !!!
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The new secretary was shocked when the newest hidden camera disguised as a state of the art pumpkin computer was not exactly wired as planned as she saw her boss with his hands down his pants at the sight of her cleavage in her little black dress.
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I thought cucumbers were the only fruit or veg capable of giving women orgasms... apparently I was wrong
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The fruit of her loins never fails to surprise her.
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I'm making the same facial expression as I look at my monitor at this picture of this chick looking at her pumpkin.
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The host of "Healthy Cooking for Vegans" got a real surprise when she googled "sexy and funny" when looking for new recipe ideas.
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The New Fruit of the Loom Computers. *Melons sold separately*
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The pumpkin is not the only thing about to explode 8=======> - - -
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i think im going blind... (not a caption, just a random thought)
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What happens to the Disney Princess Computer at the stroke of midnight
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introducing the iPumpkin....100% edible
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Now our lovely model will help us introduce the NEW 'GREEN' COMPUTER!
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"Lets see... Pumpkin? Check, Red Pepper? Check. Cucumb...ohhh my!"
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Ok, let's see... Linus from Peanuts said to see the "Great Pumpkin" I have to... 1) place my pumpkin on my table with the lower part facing me. 2) put on the tightest, revealing black dress I have. 3) play with the pumpkin by rubbing it and massaging it with peripherals. 4) open my mouth wide facing the pumpkin and wait... then I should see the "GREAT" pumpkin.
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If the Professor can make a radio out of a coconut, I can make an iMac out of a pumpkin!
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Wait there was a pumpkin in the picture?
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If you like cleavage then there is nothing wrong with this picture.
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I will make a fortune out of my new "Teach yourself anal sex DVD"
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If you keep on giving my big red pepper a hand job, I'm going to blow up thr pumpkin.
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After accidentally clicking on the link for an incest porn site, Jenny was devastated by seeing people actually pump 'kin'!
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Dear Steve Jobs,

Eat shit.

Love,

All Non Mac Users
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wow with the money i just saved on Geico. com i can buy a new computer
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"So this is what he meant by Halloweener"
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Where do I "write click"!!
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Vegan, my ass! I need to start eating meat right away!
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Every Halloween the great pumpkin rises from the pumpkin patch to give all the good little boys and girls internet porn!
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Never have cyber sex with a vegetable.
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It was 11:59, and the modern-day Cinderella had only made it through 28 of the 29 dimensions of E-Harmony's compatibility test
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Who said that pumpkins don't get turned on.
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Like, you're really looking at the veggies? That's doing it wrong.
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Jeff and I wondered if our boss Melissa would lettuce have a celery raise after we leeked her grape pear of melons onto the hardcore corn site... we fig-ured it might pepper up a bit.
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You never forget seeing your first Goatse
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That's what you get when you buy a knockoff of a famous computer manufacturer.
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Oh shit! Pumpkins have orange dicks!
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! It Says......."Steve Jobs will be in touch with S&F for copyright infringement."
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my techsupport is called fruit dealer
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now that's a gourd-lookin woman
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Yes Cinderella, the ugly sisters did post that on facebook about you. Now get over yourself, slut, and get back to the housework.
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When watching porn on the new curved iPumpkin, everying in focus seems much..."grander"
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When "Going Green" goes too far
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wow, these 3d glasses make this picture of a pumpkin look like its right there in front of me!
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Dinner, your doing it wrong.
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Women will never understand technology.
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mmmm Melons
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Next on the Adult Food Network the Organic Technology review a Pumpkin PC powered by Potatos, and the Bell Pepper Pointer comes in Green, Red and Orange. this green computer normally goes premade for $600 but can be build from simple Items found at your local market for cheap.

poseable blow up doll included with code "S&F"
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The clock struck midnight and Cinderella's computer was a pumpkin once more!!
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I'm not sure I can get my mouth around his cucumber...but I'll try!
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Amazing how things look with these new glasses
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Dell has decided to cut cost by hiring Mexican farm workers to build there new line of computers.
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Oh my god, a picture of a guy getting blumpkin on my pumpkin!
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couldnt find a vegetable to use for a keyboard?
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blonde: you should see the pumpkin carving of windows 7 on this side.

photographer: you should see the view of the melons from here.
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first you tell me i have to work bent over all day with a low cut top, but this?
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in an attempt to increase sales Microsoft releases it new apple competitor
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"Oh my God, the Fairy Godmother was right!"
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Wow, Peta has taken it too far.

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