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Caption Contest 20

beer, fridge, nipples, belt

Description: An appropriate pic given the prize this week is a Hops Holster Beer Ammo Belt thanks to rotocade.com. You can see it in action here. Remember to 'thumb-up' your favorite captions!

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Views: 68135 Date: 12/17/10 Favorited: 4 -
Tags: beer, fridge, nipples, belt

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Ok, here's a late one:

" Jeez Harry, forget the bloody beer mate. When your ass starts looking like that.....I've had far too much to drink"
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well bigboy1615 never got in touch with me and since over 2 weeks has passed i have to pick a new winner. next best is Big Mike with +6. getting in touch with you now!
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and the unanimous winner with +14 is bigboy1615! you'll be contacted at the email address you used when signing up, if you no longer use that one contact me on the forums or post here.
mOOse replied:
bigboy1615, you'll need to contact me on the forums again, the email address we have for you bounced.
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To hell with the mountains, I'm heading for the bush
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I LOVE cold beer!
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Football 7, Girlfriend 8

what a beautiful 2 point conversion
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Nothing like Beer Caps to brighten your day
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Top shelf beer...give me bottom shelf everytime!
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"Honey, tell me again why you took all the shelves out of the 'frig?"
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What more in life could you assk for?......Holster Beer
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your gay if you noticed the whipped cream first
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Ok Santa, here's a picture of what I want this year for Christmas. Wait, make it two.
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Just doing what a woman should..
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Those panties aren't the best thing in life but they're next to it.
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Less taste...MORE ASS!
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"Why do you keep mumbling that. There's no 'TIT-N-ASS' beer to be found in here."
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"OK hunny, you can come outta the fridge now, looks like you are Just "ripe" enough....but please back out ...oh yea, and bring a beer!"
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And make sure you grab one from the back dear, they're colder.
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"Hey Mom, can I have one too?"
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(She thinks) If this dont get his Grandpa excited nothing will!!
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you have officially just lost 5 Minutes of your life staring at this pic, trying to think of a caption. (not that you was thinking the hole time)
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Ooops, .... Hey honey forget the beer and whip cream, after looking at you I just popped my cork... bring me a towel!
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Reddi Whip This!
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"i just don't know why he always forces me to wear this shirt when he needs his late night beer..."
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"Hey, did you glue the beer down? Hey, now my hand is glued too!"
" [hehe planned worked] I'm coming to help babe. Or should I say cuming?"
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"2 southern comforts..." (she bends over)
"uhh......make that 2 reds"

just like the ol cougar add.
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there's a reason I put them on the bottom.
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Forget the beer. Let me at the can of Reddi Whip and her sweet ass!!
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cool chick
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What? No new Vortex bottles? Boooo!!!
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Forget the blue mountains, when her nipples turn hard the beer is cold.
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Dr. Venkman, I swear Zuul was back here.
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One of the 70 things women are good for... besides 69.
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Look, it's the light at the end of the tunnel.
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"And How's Her Bush" - Makers of Fine Beer
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honey, I'm happy you are getting ur lessons on how to bend
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and if you need a bottle opener........
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Red Stripe: Hooray Beer!
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Another day...another douche.
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'Bottoms up'
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PRACTICAL JOKE
If you push them into the fridge, you ain't getting your beer.
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"It's in the door, darlin."
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MISUNDERSTANDING
I simply asked her to get my cream.
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Made from the freshest buttley and nips.
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and I don't even have my beer goggles on yet. I am SCREWED!!
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"Light stuff....dark stuff....OH HEY! AFTERNOON DELIGHT! Thanks mom!"
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One curve that can set many things strait !
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Beer and Clam, my favourite!
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Refrigerator $1200
Beer $35
Taking out the shelves so she has to bend over everytime. Priceless...
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IF SHE'S GOING TO NARNIA I'M THERE
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I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR SELLING, PLAY 28 SECS OF THIS PIC AND THEN 2 SEC OF YOUR PRODUCT AND YOU'D BE RICH.
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Glueing those bottles down was the best idea I have had in a long time. Now she has to drink them there, with a straw.
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MY MOMMA TOLD ME NOT TO STARE, BUT SHE NEVER TOLD ME LIFE COULD BE THIS GOOD.
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Thank goodness for a bottom shelf
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1 girl 14 bottles
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Keep looking it's the one in the clear bottle!
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Honey? Why did you put the refrigerator shelves into the laundry with my skirts and pants?
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One bottle... two bottles... three bottles... floor.
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Whipping Cream?!?! Wtf? That better be for her cherry when she bring me my beer!
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Nippy beers are just past the bush
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This fridge has no thermometer so just using manly observation to estimate just how cold the beers are!
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Bottoms up!
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That's why I make HER get the beer.
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I bet it's alittle bit nippley in there.
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glad she didn't bend at the knees
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Well I did ask her to give a stiff one....
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so what's the advantage of keeping the beer at the bottom of the fridge? oh, wait i get it.....
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i think . i must be change a fridge and wife-
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This is the only reason I do not have shelves in my fridge
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What do you mean theres no peaches in there? I can see them from here.
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why dont they make granny gardner lawn cutouts like this?
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Nice bottle opener.
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To test if beer is at proper temperature Step 1. Inset top half of smoking hot chick in fridge for 15 seconds. Step 2 pull out smoking hot chick. Step 3 check for nipple hardness. If nipples are rock solid Beer is ready!
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Just a sec, don't move yet babe, I'm cumming...
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You know what babe, grab the whipped cream and I'll just have you as dessert instead.
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"Come to the light my children"
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Whip cream, beer, woman in panties getting me a beer, its date night tonight.
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OH CRAP!!! We're out of MILK!!!
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This one? No, This one? Nope, This one? Nah, Are you sure it's in here? Yep! Keep looking.
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"Fully stocked Mini-bar" said the hotel brochure.

"I'm gonna have to stay at the Hilton more often!" Said Rob.
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YUM YUM, EAT EM UP!!
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I don't see why I always have to get the beer, his legs ain't broke........and damnit I swore I rearranged these earlier!
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Casually Sultry Female Voice :

"Red Stripe?"
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I think James Brown said it best...

"It's a man's world..."
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And she said I should have left the shelf-less fridge in the dumpster
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Buridan's Ass. If it gives a view like this, I'll never say that's a bad situation again.
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To make sure he got the presents he wanted this year, instead of leaving cookies and milk lil Jonny left nookie and beer for Santa Claus.
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The doctors told Bill not to head towards the light during his heart attack, but once his eyes came into focus & saw the image on the other side, he was very glad he did. Heaven was even more beautiful than he'd been told.
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That's right
Turn on the light
My your ass is tight
Make mine a bum lite
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thats why we take the shelves out of fridge.
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Beer, check. Whipped cream, check. Awesome ass, double check!
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HAHAHA! she'll never find the whip cream.
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All she wants is a big Dicken's Cider.
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thankfully she never thinks to look in the door for the ready whip.
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Ashley doesn't understand why Kevin always puts her wine in the back. Kevin understands perfectly.
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want to know if your beer is cold, no need for the blue mountains anymore, just check for the pointy peaks.
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behold the proper technique for a blond to count beer, notice she is on her tippy toes to let her know she has already used those toes.
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See? Buying beer is a much better investment than buying clothes for her.
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now you know why guys always keep the beer on the bottom shelf
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just as an aside, this picture is a famous poster from the UK and the caption on it is "The reason men keep beer at the bottom of the fridge."
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Remember, babe: stouts in the back, ales along the sides, and lagers in front. NO, NO, lights go in the DOOR!
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The red one, in the middle
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Hey baby, I got a better idea. Forget the beer. Drop the G-string and bring the Reddi-wip!!
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Getting her flexible for later tonight
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I hope these are all twist tops??????????? OUCH!!!
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"Damn it, where are the sandwich ingredients?"
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"I don't understand why you want me to get you the one in the very back of the fridge"
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If only I had a Hops Holster Beer Ammo Belt to hold all these beer in
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I can't find anything in here for making sandwiches
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Woman! put some pants on and make me some coffee! ... wtf
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From here the view is just perfect.
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Choices...OH GOD, the CHOICES!!!
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where is that reddi-whip?
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From here the rocky's look pretty ice cold!
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I think Mrs clause is in the elves fridge again!

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