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• 2009-08-13 09:02:58  by show of hands, how many of you would fail to satisfy me?
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• 2009-08-12 00:30:41  of course it's bad acting, it's corey feldman. other than stand by me, goonies, and the lost boys, i dont think i like any of his other movies.
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• 2009-07-23 21:46:08  id take the pretty face, comforting breasts and more appealing bottom half than the giant head of an ugly lifeless fish. if she can talk, cool. great. even better. if she can't, we'd just make out and id be happy for the rest of my life, on an island, with a pretty mermaid. most think just sex with selecting the fish top half, but blowjobs are no consilation prize.
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• 2009-07-22 20:14:15  i was doing so well until the end. she really did win. i tried to keep looking up but i couldnt. she was so cute.
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• 2009-07-15 20:28:35  most dentist offices have a television or radio on or something. i could tell right away that my new dentist was advanced with preoccupying patients.
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• 2009-05-06 23:07:02  hahaha that's fucking priceless. i wanna go there now
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