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• 2010-06-10 06:00:59  He's still not sure, either that dude has corn rows, or that girls crotch is grabbing his head with her pubes and sucking his brains out through the back of his neck.
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• 2010-06-08 02:07:35  Aww man, that a damn shame. That white girl just farted and knocked out my date Shamika... Fer such a nasty fart, thats one tasty lookin' pooter!
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• 2010-03-03 05:22:27  Chick: "Hey babe, which of these melons do you like better?" Dude: "Her's I think."
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• 2010-03-03 05:18:49  Chick: Why is it even when holding melons suggestively, I still can't get guys to look at me? Dude: Maybe because your gaydar is off.
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• 2009-07-17 00:52:43  Well not that I'm complaining mind you, but what I said was could you work FROM the top down.
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• 2009-07-16 01:43:40  "So Dr De Sade, hows the new dental practice going now that you have naked nurses approved?" "Its a win win, I spend less on training them, and I have less malpractice suits for their mistakes!"
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• 2009-03-13 23:10:11  I swear officer, you guys got this all backwards!!! I wasn't reaching in, I just fell out!
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• 2009-03-13 23:07:12  This is a good place for a Stick-Up.
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